Mr Glutton brought home an "unaesthetic" dragon fruit that wasn't nice enough to justify the $5.99 price tag at his day job.
(It would have gone to the trash, so he "diverted" it to his pocket).
The Google says it's supposed to taste like the intersection of a pear and a kiwi.
It does not.
At least this example didn't.
It tasted like nothing and left a unpleasant aftertaste.
Sure is pretty on the inside, though!